Indian team bows out of the Asian Cup 2023!

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Indian team was participating in the Asian Cup 2023 and it came to an end after they lost their final match.

Disclaimer:- A satire but may be it will not be in the future! 



Coach started 5 u16 players 5 from the baby leagues and Rahim Ali.
This was precisely done in the buildup of 2026 FIFA WORLD CUP.

Coach is very happy as he got a lifetime contract with the team.

All his energy is focused to make football in India a history.


Going by the supportive attitude of the federation, the museum of Indian football displaying its past is going to open soon.

All the officials are happy to sit there and enjoy the life, ticket prices will be kept low so that it cannot survive too.

Other sports are booming in India, so people don't lose their energy in watching Indian football, this noble step was taken.

Earlier people failed to recognize Sunil Chhetri but now everyone remembers him because he is the only person kept the team alive.

The whistle of "Bajegi seeti, udega ball" is kept in the museum as well, so that if anyone wants to feel the weight PR holds, can check there.

At the end , I would request everyone to switch on their TVs and watch Ipl being hosted with 40 teams, with former footballers switching to cricket.

FIFA has taken back the title of sleeping gaint from us as after the dead, old things are not kept in houses.
R.I.P Indian football! 


Comments

  1. Anonymous28 May 2022 at 11:44

    You are genius bro, I feel modi should interpret and kick the federation out of this country.

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